10 Reasons You Shouldn’t Learn Chinese

This is really just a quick fire response to the government’s supposed intention to introduce Mandarin education in public schools, as reported by the Mail & Guardian a week or so ago:

The article quoted a Circular from the national department of education stating:

The roll-out of Mandarin will be incrementally implemented in schools as follows: Grades 4-9 and 10 will be implemented in January 2016, followed by grade 11 in 2017 and grade 12 in 2018

China is a global power, and Mandarin has the most speakers in the world as a first language. So is this a rare moment of progressive thinking in our education department? Not quite, here are 10 Reasons why you should probably not drop your French lessons. There’s a wealth of reasons why it’s important to pick up a foreign tongue, but populism is food for polemic.

1.It’s Not a “Global Language”

I’m not so ignorant as to believe that “Chinese” is a single language, what often is the case is that people are referring to Mandarin, so accept the misnomer as a device for simplification. “Chinese” is only spoken in one corner of the world.

Chinese-Speaking Countries around the world

Chinese-Speaking Countries around the world

2. No Alphabet

chinese-symbols-tattoo-designs-2No phonetic principle behind its various characters. Several of the sources I’ve read believe one would need to learn anything between 2000-4000 caricatures to become proficient.

There is a historical reason behind this. In imperial China only the elite were meant to learn how to read and write. The best way to ensure that the lesser among them would never eventually get what they were trying to say is to increasingly add more characters and change others. So in some respects  written Chinese had been a secret code. It’s like being off Twitter for a week and not being in the loop when this one new word is being overused and misused to death like groceries.

3.  Not Practical

Yes, the characters are pretty. But it isn’t very efficient for writing. Plus, not being in an environment with first language speakers could lead to one missing the many nuances of the language. You understand figurative speak in English primarily through exposure.

4. Chinese think your English is a greater asset

China is offering English as a language throughout schools, in China many would prefer to speak in English as an opportunity to practice. There is even a phenomenon where Chinese businesses have been “renting” white people to appear more global. Have a look at this trailer for the Rent a White Guy by Vice News

5. It is not the language of science or business

This is the point where our friends who insist on post-Apartheid institutions should still be teaching and publishing in Afrikaans should luister to as well. I’m reminded of a story I heard when I sat in on a Research Week talk.  French academics were once leading in certain areas of research for a long time, the problem was that they weren’t recognised as most of their journals chose to publish exclusively in French. This led to stagnation in some areas out of a lack of international cooperation, and eventually the community loosened up to accepting English as the lingua franca of science.

Chinese growth isn’t based on innovation as much as it is based on building infrastructure, and producing better than anyone else. As long as the English speaking world still leads in fields of innovation; business and scientific concepts are more likely to still be in English.

You won’t be surprised any time soon all the concepts in your science textbooks are Chinese.

6. China is now, but isn’t Africa the Future?

China is big now and set to overtake the US as the world’s largest economy. Even though, may I add it is hard to get accurate economic  data from the socialist state. However that may be, both China and the US have their eyes fixed on Africa as the world’s Last Frontier. If this is your home continent, wouldn’t it serve you better to become acquainted with it rather?

Swahili in East Africa, French in Central Africa and parts of West Africa, Arabic to the North. Our leaders bitch about how little trade is done between countries on the continent, but we keep finding tools like language to alienate ourselves from one another. Shouldn’t our leaders rather encourage education in the languages that are going to assist in furthering the African agenda? No clearer was a sign of division across lingual lines than when our own Nkosazana Dlamini-Zuma was vying to be elected as the AU Commission Chair; the Anglophones and Francophones were split right down the middle.

7. The bandwagon is  slowing

The recent crash showed that China is not impervious to decline. Slowed population growth rates, and rising inequality could be a catalyst for upheaval in the future. If you doubt that this one nation is immune to the entrapment of breadline politics, see every other revolution in history.

India’s population is set to overtake China, and if come a day there are more Hindi speakers than any other language in the world, do we go Hindi?

8. No Linguistic overlap

So you know how South Africa has 11 official languages and everyone thought that it was going to be a mess? We’re not going to go into that now. Well most languages in South Africa have similarities with each other. Whichever part of the country you’re in, you know when you need to deck a guy for swearing at you.

Language Families Map from Wikipedia

Language Families Map from Wikipedia

The same goes for many Latin, Romantic or Germanic languages in Europe (Indo-European Family). Learning French may help you catch a few Italian or Spanish words. It is not so easy when you deviate from Chinese.

9. Not a “Career Maker”

Again, most Chinese investment is coming into Africa. Not many companies are going to list proficiency in Mandarin as a requirement anytime soon and why should they? Not many companies are suddenly closing shop and moving to China so they can prevent their staff from going on to Facebook during working hours.

10. The Internet

The gods have been kind to the English language. By being the predominant language on the internet, it meant that the single age in human history that produced the most information, has seen almost all of it generated and disseminated with the anglophone in mind.

Size Matters: Macro vs Micro Finance in Africa

Tale of Two TED Talks

First by young entrepreneur Sangu Delle on how large-scale finance would lead to large-scale impact across the African continent. Second one by Joy Sun, who advocates for microfinancing as a means of allocating funds efficiently.

Going Big

Think the Marshall Plan … for Africa. After the devastation following World War II, Europe was not rebuilt using small microloans. Delle discusses this by first dispelling the misconception that every African is an entrepreneur – or at least a subsistence farmer.

This is a powerful idea, one I’ve discussed with friends at length; that most people in fact just want jobs. They become entrepreneurs in the absence of industries which could provide decent work.

So why wasn’t there a Marshall Plan in Africa?

I’m not going to get into the nuances of our complicated relationship as a continent with the West ; See The Internet for More. However one thing that made the difference between the success or failure of the Marshall Plan was the presence of strong institutions.

The Marshall Plan saw the formation of the Organisation for European Economic Co-operation, which was the predecessor to the OECD and the European Union. This body allocated financial aid from the United States to countries across the region. Loans were made to private businesses and the repayments were used by governments to in turn fund infrastructure projects.

A favourite factoid in the area of development is how the economies of South Korea and Ghana were roughly the same size in the 70s, but the Korean economy powered ahead while Ghana faltered. Korea had the Marshall Plan-type aid programme, Ghana did not. If you need to grow quickly, you need to think a bit bigger than giving every household just enough money to buy a goat. You need to build industries and nurture the industrial titans that come with them.

Something for Everyone

Microfinance is about financial inclusion. Many people in developing countries who would otherwise not have access to financing are now able to gain access to financial services. Microloans have been a powerful tool in alleviating poverty across the developing world.Like macro-finance, the success of micro itself lies within disproving another popular fallacy; “Poor people are poor because they can’t make good decisions”

In this talk Joy Sun goes out to dispel the myth, with some interesting insights.

She explains that empirical evidence shows that in many cases, individuals had repurposed aid given to them; that is, sold donated goods for cash. This cash was used to actually improve their lives. It’s sometimes a cruel thing we do by taking away the autonomy of those we seek to help.

Sun showed that people who received cash were able to work harder while the costs of cash transfers were much lower than regular aid.

The success of microfinance in Africa, and the perhaps the failure of macro, could be attributable again to state of institutions on the continent. It is in a way going around many governments who have been known to misappropriate foreign financial aid. It this achieves a significant degree of efficiency in the developing world. Mobile technology on the continent has also made it a lot cheaper and easier make funds available to individuals.

Sangu Delle and Joy Sun weigh in on how to best provide financial assistance in Africa

Sangu Delle and Joy Sun weigh in on how to best provide financial assistance in Africa

I saY we go big

I am one for the grandiose. I’m an idealist who believes we could clean up our act and push towards macro-finance as Delle suggests. I think that small transfers are only palliative, and a reaction to a failed system. We need a Samsung, VW or Airbus. We need a Marshall Plan for Africa.

I cannot discount the good microfinance has done across the world. What’s your take on the issue?

Part II: Moer en Soek

Where are we?

In the first edition to our “Is South Africa Great?” series we unpacked the makings of the basic state, we agreed that what would then define whether or not South Africa had the makings of a great nation-state would be its performance in those areas. Our analysis came down to two definitions of the state, as a provider of security (which broadly encapsulates both social welfare and defence capabilities) and the constitutional democracy ( as defined in our constitution).

In this second episode we’ll dissect the state of security in South Africa. We will merge both Charles Tilly’s notion of a state and the UN Research Institute for Social Development (UNRISD) basic state. The power of the state to carry out its mandate is very relevant to how great at being a state ours is.

Let the Pissing Contest Begin

All in all, the states ability to defend and secure its peoples and its borders from both internal and external threats. If we were to integrate both Tilly and the UNRISD’s activities of the state we could form the security state definition, I’ve identified three common threads:

Defence Capability (State’s ability to defend against foreign and internal rivals through a capable military and political agreements; the latter seeks to legitimise the authority of the states amongst the international community and its subject)

Rule of Law as a principle, ensures the protection of its subjects including foreigners through legislation, human and property rights and law enforcement.

Economic Capacity. Whether or not a state is able to extract the means to make war and provide protection to its subjects, there has to be something to collect in the first place. Economic vitality has become increasingly important in a more integrated world economy as countries will be less likely to attack a nation with which it trades heavily with. Furthermore, growth in the state’s tax base would increase funding for public programmes.

How does south africa stack up?

Now for our piece de resistance. The Republic of South Africa.

Many still consider South Africa, at the very least, a regional power. The country is however in a very obscure middle passage; I won’t be quick to posit whether it is a country on the rise or facing a downward spiral. The rest of the world and the continent still considers Africa’s most industrialised economy as a significant cog in many of their plans to enter a continent recovering from the hangover that came with weak institutions and looting by ruling elites. Below is an infographic depicting where the fifth most populous country in Africa stands:

Infographic of SA Power

If you’re rather the erudite fellow who read all the Game of Thrones books so far (or at least the jackass who reads plot summaries on Wikipedia)  and hate the TV version for leaving out bits you’d like to think were fun, then here’s my breakdown of the graphic for your sagacious pleasure:

(Otherwise skip to The End of the Article for sloth is also my favourite sin)


The 2014 Defence Review said that the military was in “critical decline“. This document proved to be a competent analysis on state defence. Years of under spending and a lack of long-term strategic planning has brought the South African Defence Force (SANDF) to the brink. Incidence of terrorism seem to be moving southward as other governments become more adept at dealing with insurgency and terrorism within their own borders. It is becoming increasingly apparent that defending our borders and protecting South Africans doesn’t begin at the Limpopo River.

The military has been a victim of a stable Southern African region, inefficient use of resources in other public programmes has led to cuts in defence spending as a reaction to political pressure.

The nature of combat is quickly changing, the state security apparatus has been slow to transform, and if the recent revelations by the leaked SSA Cables are anything to go by, the security of this country has been hampered by political meddling.

Its not all bad, the Global Firepower Survey ranked South Africa as the third strongest power on the continent after Egypt and Algeria. While slowing population growth is going to mean a smaller cohort of people able to serve the military, the changing technological landscape means the armies of the future will be leaner. The only snag is that they will also be smarter, operating the equipment would need a strong emphasis on STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics).

The Institute for Security Studies  (ISS) named South Africa one of five regional powers on the continent ( a list which included Nigeria, Egypt, Algeria and Ethiopia). The ISS report continued to say that South Africa’s influence was expected to decline as other African countries begin to stabilise and actively participate in the international community. It felt that the southernmost nation was punching above its weight in that much of its influence was conferred through a worldview that it was a proxy state for the entire continent; being one of few governments in the past with political legitimacy. Our place in the G20, BRICS and the UN Security Council is really as good as our influence on the continent. Diplomacy has been our best policy.

The country isn’t under any immediate threat. However, if we aren’t investing in our defence we should look towards closing more bilateral defence pacts with much stronger nations.

Law & Order

I once discussed the idea of the “civil society bubble” we are in, being fortunate enough to be middle class citizens. At some level the country runs like any developed country in the world. The bias towards one end of the wealth spectrum is enough to give South Africa a high ranking on many  good governance indices in Africa.

Signs that it isn’t always the case when you move towards the opposite end of the spectrum is evident in high instances of crime, increase in civil unrest and corruption. Law and Order doesn’t only extend to citizens but every individual within the bounds of the realm. Recent xenophobic attacks, on mostly poor African immigrants has been a telling account of how state’s enforcement of legislation has not been responsive enough. Rome did well to take notice of the mob.


To get straight to the point: Africa’s most industrialised economy isn’t growing fast enough. Majority of the tax revenue originates from personal income tax, which is an unsustainable position; coupled with high unemployment and inequality this may jeopardise the state’s ability to exact the means of carrying out its functions.

There’s enough literature on the economy of South Africa, so I won’t go into much depth. The focus would be how its economic performance may effect its overall performance as a great state; if you’ve powered through the article to this point you have some idea of how.  Poor output may very well lead to lower tax revenue, which would put pressure on public spending. Slow growth would often affect lower income individuals more severely and in the absence of adequate state intervention lead to a breakdown in civil compliance. Slippery slope much? But it only takes looking at history to see how many times states collapsed as a result of too many empty stomachs.

the end of the article

So how does South Africa stack up as a safe and secure state? It really is a toss up. Looking at some of the data one may be led to believe that the country is really overachieving; overachieving like a car still chugging on despite the fuel light’s furious flickering. All the resources to get it to the next petrol station are available, it is well within our sights – but will we fall short?

I’ll see you in the next installment

Part I: The National Quagmire

As a South African I get aroused, as many of my compatriots do, at the mention of our country in any international media outlet, whether the news is good or bad [See Twitter]. We love the sound of our own name, and it goes without saying that there is some sense in how we speak about our democratic experiment that we believe this country to be an exception to the Dark Continent narrative of Africa (a view that has been overturned in recent years). We are a miracle, after avoiding the violent regime change which impeded the development of many newly liberated African states. I think this article is apt in a time where there have been too many incidents that have made us question whether the South African member is as large as what Brand South Africa says it is. From disappointing economic indicators to trouble in parliament and good governance issues our confidence has taken a knock. South Africa can still get it up at the mention of those two geographically astute words, but now more than ever it is perhaps worth asking, in a four part series, “How Great is South Africa?”

I should begin by saying that for starters, throw out the notion that there is a South African “nation”. I will begin by first differentiating a nation from a state in my very lay understanding of the two political terms, and then we would hopefully, if I still have your attention, arrive at the nation-state. If we are able to define the makings of a nation-state we may be able to objectively decide whether South Africa is one of the greats. In this part I only want to setup the parameters of our assessment.


Charles Tilly looked at the formation of European States in defining the Predatory State

My understanding of the literature is that the state could very loosely be defined as the centralised authority which is given a monopoly over violence. Charles Tilly’s observation found that European states participated in four key activities of the predatory state which were:

  1. war-making against foreign rivals,
  2. state-making which was violence against internal rivals,
  3. protection of citizens from their own enemies and
  4. extraction of the means to carry out the first tasks (taxation, conscription etc.).

This is the instructive, “predatory state” definition. Basically the state is there to provide security. This definition has expanded over time to include social security, the idea that if discontent will lead to violent revolt from the plebeians, then the state can avoid having to use violence later in crushing insurrection  by exacting distributive measures.

We could find a more modern take on the functions of the state from the United Nations Research Institute for Social Development (UNRISD), the “starter-pack” state should be able to:

  1. Ensure sufficient resources are directed to productive sectors
  2. Provide support in acquiring new technology
  3. Establish legislation in the form of contract law (social pacts) and criminal
  4. Enforce legislation
  5. Fund, deliver and regulate services and social programmes

In this basic state, it is expected that this entity would create the political legitimacy, resource mobilisation capacity (infrastructure) and draw up legislation aimed at regulating the mobilisation of resources by striking a balance between productive-sectors and welfare-enhancing sectors. I would like to posit that the security state is a profound description of the state, as government’s provide services in situations where self-interested private individuals would struggle to self-regulate. The chaos that may ensue could result in conflicts that would make the task of security more difficult. In the next part of the series we will go into the Security factor of our state, and whether our state has been able to discharge its duties to protect from both internal and foreign threats to its client effectively.

The nation concept is centered around identity and, from my experience and research, is often confused with the “state” or the “nation-state”. An example of when the two are often obfuscated is when many people regard Britain or the UK to be a nation, while that is in fact not the case. Britain is really a state mainly made up of the English, Scottish, Irish and Welsh nations. The Empire attempted to implant the idea of a British national in its subjects because nation-building makes it easier for the state to dispense its duties without worrying of divisive animosities amongst its clients. Nation building is indeed done by some form of state to develop this national identity – again, this could be considered a broader aim of its goal as a security-provider (merging the nation eliminates internal strife). I’d like to argue that South Africa is still trying to develop this common narrative, our constitution effectively defines us as a nation-state.

The nation-state is a sovereign state, made legitimate through a regime or a governing law – in South Africa we have a constitution which describes us as exactly that. The founding document of our democracy defines the Republic, based on the following values:

  • Human dignity, the achievement of equality and the advancement of human rights and freedoms.
  • Non-racialism and non-sexism.
  • Supremacy of the constitution and the rule of law
  • Universal adult suffrage, a national common voters roll, regular elections and a multi-party system of democratic government, to ensure accountability, responsiveness and openness.
Constitution of South Africa provides the country political legitimacy of the nation-state

Constitution of South Africa provides the country political legitimacy of the nation-state

If we (South Africans) do not agree with any other description of a sovereign state, by virtue of considering ourselves clients of this particular state we should at the very least accept the constitutional attempt at defining the makings of our republic. After we look at the main factors that make up the Security-Provider state, we will go into our performance as a constitutional democratic nation-state.

I don’t want to have a long contiguous article. In this piece I have set up the criteria for assessment of “How Great South Africa” is, I’m not going to go into how friendly our people are, or wildlife etc. These are all very relative things which we talk about when the hood’s smoking and we’d rather talk over the engine of our democracy coughing and choking until it stops (whether it gets better or finally lets up doesn’t matter because we have such friendly people, and the big five and the protea). My promise to you reader, is three more parts (following this first part where we’ve agreed on the rules of the game, this is not a body count where you’re going to call her an 8 because she is such a nice girl)

In Part Two we will look at matters relating to Security, following that Part Three will look at the Strength of our Democracy as defined in the constitution, and we will finally wrap it up in Part Four Where we decide whether or not there is anything great to this miracle on the tip of Earth’s penis (look at a map of Africa and tell me you don’t see it).

I’d like to think this satire, so I’m going to take any disagreements on the chin, and with the belief that this isn’t viewed as my absolutely unshakeable view. I’ll try keep tongue out of cheek as to not annoy tumblrers who’ve straggled onto my blog. Do make comments below on the piece, I’m a Finance student and the last thing I want to do is impinge of the science of politics.

Here’s a video from a channel everyone knows I track on YouTube daily, Testube News, in their Strength of Nations series they did an episode on South African Power, have a look and subscribe:

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